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Your Urgent Help Needed

September 24th, 2008 at 01:43 am

From Angry Bear

Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had
crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds
as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names
of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family
lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account
numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for
this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson

[I hope to have some of my own material up soon! It's been a hectic few months but I hope you find this funny!]

7 Responses to “Your Urgent Help Needed”

  1. Broken Arrow Says:

    HA HA HA! Yes, I love it. Except, when you stop to think about it... it's more sad than it is funny.

  2. greengirl Says:

    i get heaps of those, they are a good laugh aren't they?

  3. gamecock43 Says:

    hahaha...very cute.

  4. baselle Says:

    hah hah. And the worst part with scams like that is that they will hit you again and again. Smile

  5. debtfreeme Says:

    should be the Democratic Republic of America

    but this was very good! And does not the bail out match those insipid emails we get asking for basically the same thing?

  6. creditcardfree Says:

    I agree with BA...more sad than funny.

  7. compulsive debtor Says:

    Very cute!

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